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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Constitutional cover-ups

So many stories have emerged about racism in this Union. The previous President was betrayed by his non-white staff, who conducted their own private wars and made this Union the way it is today. The Lackey who tried to recruit us, angry and jealous that the promised rewards never came, revealed much. We will tell all here.
Boasting that Mr. Heaton was trained quite some time ago in a new Human Rights course, this lackey told us that he would get no opportuniities to actually teach the course, because Jenny Ahn would prevent it. It turns out the lackey was right. Only when Jenny Ahn got her reward as a Director for keeping Mr. Heaton out, did Mr. Heaton actually get an opportunity to teach this course. Got rave reviews for teaching it from none other than Jaspal Brar, the next yes-man to be appointed to CAW staff, through his friendship with the past and current Director of Human Rights.
IF YOU ARE NON-WHITE........Beware of joining this union, CAW!

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